I could win Americas next top model tbh
there’s an animal category?
when i’m singing along to 1d in my car & another driver catches me
a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing
a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention
and then satan said “here, have feelings”
u wanna bet m8?
i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
me: *swats at fly*
fly: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half