sleeepyxeyes:

This movie is literally the best

"When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness."
- Malcolm X  (via jessehimself)

ohmygod stop pls

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
- Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via oomshi)

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

luckyluna22: I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

luckyluna22:

I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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winchestersaints:

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

there is a god

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

loki-cat:

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Last week on game of thrones

caseyanthonyofficial:

Last week on game of thrones

beeevaa:

Finally realized who Healy reminded me of.

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